So it looks like we may have a couple of criminals on our hands...
Who are those wanted subjects you ask?
Justin Jay and yours truly
Let me esplain. (Dad, stop reading here. I don't want you to think less of your favorite daughter, who "always has her ducks in a row." Let's just keep it that way.)
A couple of weeks ago I got pulled over for an expired registration on my car. (Sorry, Pop, when you are away serving the Lord, who reminds me to get my car registered?) Dang. To top it off, I had forgotten to put my new insurance card in the glove box, so I got cited for that too. (I hang my head in shame Dad :)
So the cop was on some power trip and apparently I'm some sort of big threat to the safety of the Murray community. Never mind the drug deals going on, let's pull over that girl who looks dangerous in the gold, 1997, Toyota Carolla. (Talk about speed on wheels)
Long story short, I had to go to court today. I walk in ready to lay my hand on the bible and plead my case. I see a nice old lady sitting behind a desk (who doesn't even look like a judge, where's the black robe with the white collar?). She asks me for my info, badda bing badda boom, 5 minutes and 30 bucks later, I'm out of there. (Wait, I didn't even get to plead not guilty!)
It was a lot less dramatic than I thought it would be, and I guess that's a good thing, but I left kind of .....disappointed?
So if I'm Butch Cassidy, then JJ must be the Sundance Kid.
He has a warrant out for his arrest in Murray.
Why?
We have absolutely no idea.
11 comments:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Rocky and the Russian dude- you two have all kinds of pets for each other!
are you serious about the JJ part?!
I needed a good laugh today!
Nat you're hilarious!!
I had to go to court on thursday because of a speeding ticket. I know exactly how it feels to stand before the judge like you just committed a serious crime or someting. First ticket in 5 years. Cops are L A M E.
Paul Newman and Robert Redford? Without a doubt the sexiest men to have walked the planet.
You earned a comment just by posting the picture.
Ah yes. It looks like the law has finally caught up with him.
I do recall seeing him on the Utah Most Wanted List the other day.
You might want to seriously consider changing his name to Sundance kid. That'll at least buy you a little time.
My tags on my vehicle expired in May I keep forgetting to take care of it. I lost my license a couple weeks ago again haven't taken care of it. I couldn't tell you where my insurance cards are. (I do have insurance though.) And I drive a 1997 Gold Corolla. I read this and thought okay this is my warning. I am headed to the DMV....maybe tomorrow.
That stinks! I think cops are just the meanest people ever. I love reading your posts and get a good laugh every time. Good job on the marathon. I loved the play-by-play. I'm sorry that you didn't qualify for Boston, but I'm impressed with how well you did. I couldn't get close to that time!
YES! I love that you ended your post that way! And because I ALWAYS include this in my "comments" I must add that you are the dang coolest. And we are kindred spirits :)
JJ has a warrant out for his arrest?!?! Is there a big reward for him being caught? If so, I think I may know where to find him...
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